Shit Kids Say #2

I kept trying to get a student to stop goofing off today. Her response: "My heart makes me make silly faces."

My student thinks I look like a dick with feet.

Got this from one of my students (that's supposed to be me). I'm both touched and mildly offended.

Shit Kids Say

I hadn't shaved for a while because I'm lazy, so today one of my students asked me why I had an eyebrow above my lips. I asked him in return why he had a fist in his face (I'm just kidding, I don't hit children).